Is Santa Real? · 8:13pm Dec 27th, 2020
Well, no.
But I can't actually remember a time when I believed he was.
I was thinking about this because my brother told me a story about H.P. Lovecraft, and how he cited his parents telling him Santa Claus isn't real as a very formative experience in his life, and made him decide God wasn't real.
Not sure if that story's true, but it's hilarious so I don't really care.